Even for those who’re solely passingly conversant in his music, you most likely know the small print of Elvis Presley’s ultimate moments.
The King died as he lived — dogging a peanut butter, banana, and barbiturate sandwich whereas straining to supply his ultimate project in a fuel station rest room stall.
We is likely to be somewhat hazy on a number of the particulars there, however the gist stays clear:
After years of arduous residing, Elvis handed away in 1977 on the age of 42.
And for causes that stay unclear to these of us who’ve by no means worn a tinfoil hat or bought a single copy of the Enquirer, hundreds of thousands of individuals are satisfied the rock legend faked his personal loss of life and spent the previous 4 a long time hiding from the general public eye.
Theories as to why and the way some of the well-known males on the planet pulled off such a disappearing range wildly.
But all of the conspiracy theorists appear to agree on sure key factors.
They imagine that similar to Tupac and numerous Nazi warfare criminals, Elvis determined he can be happier residing out his days in nameless solitude, and he staged a untimely passing earlier than fleeing to a tropical hideaway.
Now, the top instances who proceed to perpetuate this lunacy have uncovered what they declare is definitive proof that Elvis is alive and effectively and unloading his .45 right into a flatscreen someplace within the neighborhood of Johnny Depp’s personal island.
That’s video of a press convention held simply previous to Elvis’ 1970 efficiency on the Houston Astrodome.
And how may footage taken seven years previous to Presley’s passing probably function proof that he faked his personal loss of life?
We’re glad you requested, hypothetical reader who’s truly giving this sh-t some thought!
Elvis had a twin brother, who died at start, and conspiracy theorists have lengthy held that the unfortunately-named Jesse Presley didn’t truly die in infancy, however as an alternative lived his life in hiding, solely to often emerge as a counterfeit Elvis.
These individuals imagine the video above exhibits Jesse masquerading as his brother, as evidenced by his brown eyes (Elvis was well-known for his child blues) and fidgety demeanor.
“In this video, one can clearly see the brown eyes and the mannerisms as being different from that of Elvis! That is because this interview was done by Jesse Garon Presley.” wrote one commenter.
“I’ve seen this before I knew it was Jesse and not Elvis as he was not comfortable,” a second fan echoed.
“I noticed that too,” a 3rd wrote. “I also noticed that Jesse could not answer all of the questions about the events in Elvis’ life.”
Obviously, this idea’s bought extra holes than a lesbian gangbang, starting with the truth that Elvis wasn’t born well-known, which implies there would have been no purpose to cover his brother to be used as a future physique double.
But let’s play nutjob’s advocate for a bit and faux Jesse truly spent his life filling in as Counterfeit Elvis:
If he had been making appearances on his brother’s behalf as early as 1970, could not that imply Elvis truly died means earlier than we thought, and it was Jesse who misplaced his life in that Memphis filling station in ’77?
We suppose it is time to face information, Elvis truthers.
Despite your whole compelling “evidence” (His identify is an anagram for “lives!”) Elvis left the constructing a really very long time in the past,